One of the few Proud Veteran & Active Duty family owned military apparel stores online!
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Welcome to Battle Pickle.com – where fashion meets military satire in a salute-worthy showdown!
Our exclusive Dill Sgt., doesn’t just bark orders; he narrates every product description with a side of snark and a full clip of wit.
Get ready to gear up with our collection of tees that are so funny, they’re practically subversive.
Warning: These jokes are locked and loaded with humor that’s not for the kiddie corps.
So, march on in and let Dill Sgt. guide you through an arsenal of apparel that’s sure to have you at ease… with laughter! 🪖😂
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Battle Pickle offers a humorous take on military apparel with its unique Dill Sgt. Collection, catering to both veterans and active duty members looking for a blend of tactical gear fun and custom designs made to order shirt printing.
Meet The Team
Battle Talon
**Battle Talon**:
Not your average centenarian eagle. He's been guarding the U.S. skies since they were just colonies. With a wingspan that doubles as a freedom flag, he's the feathery face of American spirit.
**Battle Pickle**: The salty sidekick, Together, they're the dynamic defenders of democracy, ready to spread liberty and laughs from sea to shining sea. 🦅🥒✨
Battle Pickle
*Occupation*: Freedom Fermenter
When he's not busy being the ultimate patriot, you can find him dill-iberating over plans to keep America's spirit preserved. His motto? "I'm kind of a big dill!" And let's be honest, in the garden of freedom, he's the pick of the patch.
Best Friend Duo
Dill Sgt
Bio: Dill Sgt., The drill sergeant with a dill-lightfully sharp tongue, is known for his acerbic wit and pithy put-downs. He’s the kind of pickle that doesn’t relish being sweet, preferring to spear his targets with a well-placed jab. In his spare time he enjoys texting your mother.